26 March 2007

Monkey Takes a Bite Out of Crime

Don't kidnap monkeys
Don't steal them away
'Cuz monkey crime does not pay!

A bunch of animals made a monkey out of a thief when they scratched and bit him as he stole a primate from a zoo, a court heard yesterday.

The creatures were said to have gone wild as a gang, including Marlon Brown, broke into an enclosure to steal Bolivian squirrel monkey Spongebob.

Brown bled from his wounds, allowing police to identify him through his DNA.

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